The GREATER you are the LESS you have to PROVE

The GREATER you are the LESS you have to PROVE

I'm a dude that sell merch, I'm anonymous pretty simple.
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If you have to put money in your bra at festivals. How about you use a little plastic ziplock so no one has to deal with your SWEATY boob money!
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Little keychain/laminate holder we are making for

In two years 4/20 will fall on taco Tuesday

If these people would have had tattoos! None of these are my pictures. I just thought this was awesome!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Any tips or advice for a girl who's trying to start her own band? Seems easy Enugu ask around your high school stuff like that but it's not that easy, because I am in fact a girl all the "punk rock" guys at my school keep putting me down and ruin my chances of ever meeting people who would be in a band with me. They always say that no one wants a band with a girl guitarist or drummer
themerchdude themerchdude Said:

Well I know many successful bands that have girls in them. Paramore, All That Remains, Stars in stereos and even Fall out boy (that was a joke to see if you were paying attention) The boys in your school suck ass. But you can’t let some dudes that actually probably looks like girls put you down. You see the music business is a tough one for men and women. You do your thing look at other schools maybe look for other girls and that one cool dude in your school that is in the band that will back you.

Go online and look for other people that are looking for guitarist. Just make sure you are good actually BE GREAT! because if you want to make it you need to be GREAT. Be so good that people will be in awe so much that they will just hear your guitar playing and not care if you are a girl, a boy or a Bigfoot!

Good luck!

Fans that act like assholes towards other fans because they been around the band longer are not fans they’re just assholes!
Me yep I said it!

Trying to act like an asshole because you are buying merch may result in the following.

1) You will be outwit. Nothing you say is new or funny.

2) You will be outsmart. (Because you are a dumb ass)

3) Your girlfriend might find the merch person better looking than you and give him her number.

4) Your friends that are laughing with you because they think you are funny. Will be the first ones to walk away after the merch person makes you feel like a small insignificant piece of shit that you are.

5) If The merch person is in a good mood He will invite your girlfriend backstage so she can meet the band. The band that you purchased tickets for her to see. while you sit by merch wondering what she is doing with the lead singer that you know she has a huge crush on.

These are just a few of them. So be nice and polite and stop trying to act like some tough guy because no one is buying it.

That is the first words I heard someone tell me when I wanted to start doing my own merch. Although we are small we are always working hard in creating a good reputation. Because a good reputation is everything. Specially in our case that we are trying to do it all anonymously. So we don’t play games when it comes to service. We try to make every single person that orders our shirts comfortable with the price and the quality of the shirts.

We are not recreating the wheel. We are going with the one thing many larger brands forget. “We listen” we listen and read every email we get at our site. We try to do everything we can to please everyone. *Knocks on wood* so far we have not had any major problems with any our packages as we email every single person a tracking number so they know where their package is at all times. I mean Well besides me being a dummy and sending someone the wrong shirt. We are humans and want to treat every single order like it was packed by a human. We take the time to make every single order like it’s our only order. We are far from perfect but we will try to at least never lose the passion that we started with. The passion to make sure customer service is optimal.

Thanks again for the support. We have a few collaborations coming with fellow friends and their own brands. We support our friends and peers. Because with out them we are nothing! Look forward to see some great stuff here at

Looking out for yourself on the way up is the quickest way to end up…

all alone!


This is another example of before and after you buy a shirt at this is my buddy Mickey Wade a true road dog. Before he owned a themerchdude shirt he look like that uncle your parents didn’t let you hang out alone with (VEST DUDE) Now after buying a THEMERCHDUDE shirt your parents…

Well…Probably still wouldn’t let you hang out alone with. Love you Mickey!!!

Bus alley!

You will never make it anywhere if you don’t support your peers


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