The GREATER you are the LESS you have to PROVE

The GREATER you are the LESS you have to PROVE

I'm a dude that sell merch, I'm anonymous pretty simple.
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Fans that act like assholes towards other fans because they been around the band longer are not fans they’re just assholes!
Me yep I said it!

Trying to act like an asshole because you are buying merch may result in the following.

1) You will be outwit. Nothing you say is new or funny.

2) You will be outsmart. (Because you are a dumb ass)

3) Your girlfriend might find the merch person better looking than you and give him her number.

4) Your friends that are laughing with you because they think you are funny. Will be the first ones to walk away after the merch person makes you feel like a small insignificant piece of shit that you are.

5) If The merch person is in a good mood He will invite your girlfriend backstage so she can meet the band. The band that you purchased tickets for her to see. while you sit by merch wondering what she is doing with the lead singer that you know she has a huge crush on.

These are just a few of them. So be nice and polite and stop trying to act like some tough guy because no one is buying it.

That is the first words I heard someone tell me when I wanted to start doing my own merch. Although we are small we are always working hard in creating a good reputation. Because a good reputation is everything. Specially in our case that we are trying to do it all anonymously. So we don’t play games when it comes to service. We try to make every single person that orders our shirts comfortable with the price and the quality of the shirts.

We are not recreating the wheel. We are going with the one thing many larger brands forget. “We listen” we listen and read every email we get at our site. We try to do everything we can to please everyone. *Knocks on wood* so far we have not had any major problems with any our packages as we email every single person a tracking number so they know where their package is at all times. I mean Well besides me being a dummy and sending someone the wrong shirt. We are humans and want to treat every single order like it was packed by a human. We take the time to make every single order like it’s our only order. We are far from perfect but we will try to at least never lose the passion that we started with. The passion to make sure customer service is optimal.

Thanks again for the support. We have a few collaborations coming with fellow friends and their own brands. We support our friends and peers. Because with out them we are nothing! Look forward to see some great stuff here at

Looking out for yourself on the way up is the quickest way to end up…

all alone!


This is another example of before and after you buy a shirt at this is my buddy Mickey Wade a true road dog. Before he owned a themerchdude shirt he look like that uncle your parents didn’t let you hang out alone with (VEST DUDE) Now after buying a THEMERCHDUDE shirt your parents…

Well…Probably still wouldn’t let you hang out alone with. Love you Mickey!!!

Bus alley!

You will never make it anywhere if you don’t support your peers


All 100 LTBRTC hoodies are SOLD OUT! Thank you guys/girls for your support!

New stuff coming soon at

Today was a really hard day for us. Our little pug had to be put down. This little pug made my wifey, babymerch and my day everyday. She wasn’t a pet she was family.

Since the day she came into our lives she only knew what loves was. Even when she would sometimes poop in the house. She guarded babymerch since the day he was born and were inseparable. She specially guarded him when he was eating because he always gave her treats. We are heartbroken and will find a way to explain to babymerch when he ask me where is his furry little sister. Anyone that loves animals as much as we do will understand.

I will miss you smarty pants. Specially when you would act like you were not feed in order for me to feed you food even though 10 minutes ago wifey had feed you.

Bye, bye Maisey you will be missed everyday! You were a great, smart and loyal friend.

Hello guys only 28 hoodies left of the 100 that will be made. (No reprints) Today is the last day to pick them up at the presale price of $35 includes few FREE items. Tomorrow they will go up to $45!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
What do you think of the band volbeat?
themerchdude themerchdude Said:

Love them!

Asker Anonymous Asks:
When you say bootleg merch, you mean...
themerchdude themerchdude Said:

Bootleg Merch. Is MERCH that is not official merch. It’s cheap, low quality and the band does not see a Penny from it. Bootleg Merch is usually sold outside the venue out of a garbage bag, back pack or the trunk of a car it’s usually some shady looking dude outside the parking lot. These shirts are poop and does not support the band at all!

If you are ever at a show and see bootleg merch tell the merch person working the show they will get security to get rid of it.

Came home for a few hours to pack and ship out a few shirts! Tomorrow at 3pm (west coast) time we will release the Limited edition “Love the band Respect the crew” Hoodies! (Only printing 100) they will cost ONLY tomorrow $35 and come with FREE sticker pack, koozie and a secret discount code for future purchase.

Don’t wait around as they will not be reprinted! Take Advantage of the PRESALE price of $35 and the free stuff which is available tomorrow only!